We celebrated Barb & Roger's 25th Anniversary this weekend.
Here are a few highlights:
Rog’s Top 10 Reasons Why He Married Barb:
10. Love at first sight.
9. He knows a good investment when he sees one.
8. He needed more deductions on his tax return.
7. He didn’t mind spending the next 25 years ever winning an argument.
6. She came with the 3 cutest kids he had ever seen. (Joke)
5. Well, it couldn’t be worse than being stationed in Minot, North Dakota.
4. She promised to build him a castle out of a shack.
3. He had a childhood dream of learning to Polka.
2. A friend told him he could park in handicap spaces if married to a Pollock.
1. Everyone else he met promised he could have a Harley in only 30 years.
Barb’s Top 10 Reasons Why She Married Rog:
10. Love at first sight.
9. Why not? German cars last forever.
8. Busia said, “I’ll take him if you don’t!”
7. She didn’t mind spending the next 25 years ever winning an argument.
6. Annual honeymoons to Disney were a condition in the marriage papers.
5. She secretly loved the smell of cheap cigars.
4. She found him at a scratch and dent sale. (No refunds/No exchanges)
3. She was on the phone with somebody at the time he popped the question and wasn’t listening to him…. and said YES.
2. He promised to name their first child after Mickey Mouse.
1. Pure sympathy! He could barely cook dry cereal or boil water even with instructions!
