I feel miserable today. My whole body itches, my hands feel like they have arthritis, my feet and hands are swollen, I can't sleep worth crap, and I feel so big that I should be loaded on a trailer, just like they did for Willy (on the movie Free Willy).
All I want is to be my normal self. That is: I want a glass of wine, a can of coke, a run around Parker's Lake, to eat sugar without feeling guilty, to wear my normal clothes, and to be able to run my errand at a normal pace (instead of at snail's pace). I also want to be able to hide in my cave, without all the attention. Ugh.
P.S. If I get one remark about how it will never be that same, I will kick your b***. Oh, and don't expect me to answer my phone, I am unavailable due to pregnancy.
posted by Jenny at 6:13 AM |
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